{"id":3309,"date":"2013-09-10T06:14:13","date_gmt":"2013-09-10T06:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/?p=3309"},"modified":"2013-09-17T05:44:12","modified_gmt":"2013-09-17T05:44:12","slug":"cobbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/?p=3309","title":{"rendered":"Cobbie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cobbie wants to be a standup comedian when he grows up.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because he can&#8217;t stand non-funny-folks making terribly-non-funny-corny jokes. He&#8217;s pretty sure he&#8217;s got all the funny bits in him to make a popping career (hmmmmm). Jokes aside, he&#8217;s an eternal optimist and is always up for a challenge when he sees one!<\/p>\n<p>Cobbie measures about 40cm from head to toe and has a lil bell that jingles when you shake him. Otherwise he&#8217;s a real comfy bolster.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Cobbie\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3812\/9712960975_a2e239645f_z.jpg\" width=\"427\" height=\"640\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>Fancy a <a title=\"Made2order Plushes\" href=\"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/?tcp_product=pricing-for-plushes\">PERSONALISED<\/a> plush for a very special someone?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cobbie wants to be a standup comedian when he grows up. Why? Because he can&#8217;t stand non-funny-folks making terribly-non-funny-corny jokes. He&#8217;s pretty sure he&#8217;s got all the funny bits in him to make a popping career (hmmmmm). Jokes aside, he&#8217;s an eternal optimist and is always up for a challenge when he sees one! Cobbie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3309"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3321,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions\/3321"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbrownmonster.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}